So, you may have seen reports that National Opt-Out Day was a complete and utter failure (or, perhaps, that it fizzled instead), because there were no major hassles at any of the airports using the new pornoscopes and freedom-gropes.

You may even have read stories claiming that this was an EPIC VICTOLY for the TSABut consider this ( Read more... )

What day? Why, National Opt-Out Day, of course - the day when, hopefully, people will tell the TSA to cram the pornoscopes and freedom gropes "where the sun don't shine and the moon ain't supposed to"!

And in light of this, I have a few recommendations for you:

First off, the folks at We Won't Fly and Reddit suggest that, if you see someone opt ( Read more... )